#10: Never put on Sir Mix-A-Lot when a dragon bends down to drink.
#9: Good dragons make for good neighbors.
#8: I will gladly pay you Tuesday for a dragon today.
#7: A single finger emerges from beneath a sitting dragon and tweets: Hi!
#6: How to house train your dragon: Step 1 - Lower your expectations.
#5: It's my fault, really. I took the dragons to McDonalds, and now they have french fry cravings. It's not pretty. Arches everywhere.
#4: Dragons find that catching prey amid certain kinds of trees results in a nice, smokey flavor.
#3: Chase your dreams like there's a dragon chasing you and your dreams are heading in the same direction.
#2: Today got away from me. I think a dragon ate it.
And at #1 - My all time new favorite!!
Never play Rock, Paper, Scissors with a dragon. Turns out fire beats rock, paper and scissors.
You can meet Brian Rathbone on twitter @BrianRathbone
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Creator of The World of Godsland fantasy series.